Tunde Ogunbitan's blog: January 2013

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Hillary Clinton Heading For The White House

Wife of former President and United States Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton expressed her desire to be the next President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton made this statement during a CBS interview, in the presence of President Barack Obama.

“I am still the secretary of state so I am outside politics and can’t answer to these questions” Hillary Clinton said about the next presidential elections, on “60 Minutes”, a few days before she will be replaced by John Kerry.

“But, the President and myself are very preoccupied with the future of this country and i think we can’t predict that which will happen tomorrow or next year” Hillary Clinton added.

Hillary Clinton, 65 years old, has not offered clear clues about her future, but Washington is convinced that she will run for office in November of 2016, while Hillary continues to say that she wants to focus on her family.

Hillary Clinton, the former First Lady of the United States from 1993 until 2001 lost the primary elections in favor of Barack Obama in 2008.

Barack Obama said that Hillary Clinton is a powerful woman, however he has not denied that they still have some conflicts to solve.

Oh Dear!.. Prostitutes Congratulate Super Eagles, to Give Free Sex if They Get Gold

So ashawo girls now have association in Nigeria? This is interesting!

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian National team, the Super Eagles for qualifying for the next round of the competition. We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football."

The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for moving on to the Quarter Finals stage of the Orange African Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013, urging them to go for gold.

The prostitutes, in a statement issued through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis, urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and bringing back the trophy.

Speaking further, Jessica added that the Association would declare one week of free sex if the Eagles win the trophy. “To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sèx if the Super Eagles can win the trophy,” she added.

Funny enough, a source disclosed that some members of prostitutes' association are on ground in South Africa to give 'moral support’ to the Super Eagles.

What do you think about this? Is this Jessica lady and her "sisters" for real?

See Photos and Latest Additions to the New BB 10

Some folks are saying it's kind of copy of Nokia Lumia but hey, it's BlackBerry and you get the pinging thing! Also, for the first time, the new BB 10 is designed for touch devices.

There is also a new camera that offers features such as composite photos that snap several images in quick succession so you can merge them into one idealized photo. See more photos below...

It wasn't Bobby,it was Whitney's brother that introduced her to drugs

Last night on Oprah's Next Chapter with Cissy Houston, Whitney Houston's older brother Michael admitted it was he, not Bobby Brown who introduced Whitney to drugs...

Michael tells Oprah,

"We did everything together, so once I was into [cocaine] she was too.”

“I have to live with that for the rest of my life.”

See the video after the cut...

Again a new report by SUN affirms the saying that the heart of man is full of evil. The report reads:

A middle-aged man simply identified as Jefoe has been arrested in Osogbo for allegedly exhuming the corpse of his mother who was buried in his family house at Owo Ope area of Osogbo, the Osun State capital. It was learnt that the culprit dug the grave of his mother in the midnight and was eventually caught in the abominable act by some relatives who lived in the family house.

Please continue...

Christian pastor Saeed Abedini, an American imprisoned in Iran on charges of evangelizing, was sentenced this morning to eight years in prison.

According to the American Center for Law and Justice, Abedini was verbally sentenced in Tehran by Judge Pir-Abassi, known as the “hanging judge,” to eight years in prison for threatening the national security of Iran through his leadership in Christian house churches. He will serve the time in Iran’s notorious Evin Prison, known as one of the most brutal.

The drama with Nollywood celebrities and their spouses based abroad just keeps unfolding in the different forms.

Recently, I brought you pictures of the traditional wedding of Nollywood actress Taiwo Aromokun,which happened sometime in December 2012. However, a report by Nigerian Films alleges that all is not well in the newly weds' paradise.
According to the report the actress' husband....just read the it all when you continue.
According to Nigeria Films:

Meet The World's Fastest Internet Millionaire (it Took Him Just 5 Months)

Name Alex Tew

Website: MillionDollarHomepage.Com

Age at the time: 21 years

Time taken: 5 months

The innovative idea of creating The Million Dollar Homepage crossed Alex Tew’s mind while he was still a student at the University of Nottingham; and needed money to fund his further education. Originally from Wiltshire, England, Alex was looking for something that could get him quick money and prevent him from applying for an educational loan.

The Million Dollar Homepage is a web page which consists of a million pixels fixed in a 1000 × 1000 pixel gird. Alex sold the image-based links for $1 per pixel in 10 × 10 blocks. He offered people a minimum of 100 pixel block for $100; and these pixel blocks, while hovering the cursor, displayed tiny images that contained the title/slogan as well as the URL of the respective websites.

Alex launched his website on 26th of August and tried selling the pixels through the word of mouth. Three days later, one of the TV journalists of BBC noticed it and it instantly became an Internet Phenomenon. On 1 January 2006, Alex put up its final 1,000 pixels on eBay for auction; the bid closed on 11th of January paying him $38,100 that brought his total income to a staggering $1,037,100 in gross income.
It took Alex less than 5 months to become a millionaire and according to The Wall Street Journal his achievement initiated the new era of display advertising.

Source: World's 10 Fastest Internet Millionaires

Court asks Dr Soleye to pay ex-wife N45million divorce settlement

Encomium magazine is reporting that Nike Oshinowo's estranged husband, Dr Tunde Soleye has been asked by a Lagos High Court to give his ex-wife Dr Mrs Funmilayo Soleye 100, 000 pounds and N20million as divorce settlement, and also relinquish their London home to her.

Mrs Funmi Soleye filed for divorce after her husband of 28 years and father of her three children, Tunde Soleye married former beauty queen, Nike Oshinowo traditionally. The court did not only grant Mrs Soleye divorce request, they also asked Nike Oshinowo to compensate her by paying her N5million for wrecking her marriage and causing her pain.

Nike and Dr Soleye have since parted ways. See their official press statement after the cut...

Dr. Ayotunde Soleye and Chief Adenike Oshinowo have decided to live apart for now, while they work on their differences. The couple, who have been married for six years, have requested for their privacy to be respected during this difficult time.
They hope you that you will put them in your prayers.
Thank you

Justin Boober! Singer 'gropes' fan at meet and greet session

Boober ... Justin cups young fan's breast during meet and greet in Miami

JUSTIN Bieber appears to get VERY friendly with a young female fan at a meet and greet session.

The teen heart-throb was pictured with a hand on the youthful Belieber's chest while he kissed her on the cheek.

The teen heart-throb was posing for pictures with devoted followers at the event in Miami when he seems to have casually placed his hand underneath the girl's boob, his other arm wrapped gently around her shoulder.

The girl in question is seen smiling awkwardly in the image - which was later posted in a photo gallery on his fan club website BieberFever.Com before being removed.

10 Commandments For A Guy To Be Successful

10 comandments for a youth to be successful

1. Do not depend on your parents' wealth.
Someone may come tomorrow to dupe you and you will lose everything. Learn to do things on ur own.

2. God has given everyone a talent. Pray about yours, discover it, and work on it. Then it will work out for you.

3. Do not just sit down and ping, tweet, facebook while others are making money with their talents. Be wise for once, the owner of these things are using us to make money.

4. Its good to appreciate good things, but learn to appreciate it wisely and stop arguing unneccessarily about football and players. When will people argue about you also? Think!

5. Don't feel like a DON for sleeping with too many ladies, they won't make your destiny fufiled as some are filled with badluck.

6. Learn to get a lady close to you to be successful as they say: without a woman,a man cannot be successful.

7. Learn to solve problem on your own, its a good way of making it in life. Don't copy others, tap little from them and modify it.

8.Stop drinking and smoking too much as it may damage ur life too much. Do it socially.

9. Learn to have a good heart, help people around you if you have the power as they'll use their heart to bless you.

10. Think about impossible things, try to make it possible. Bigger people started from somewhere.

Special Advice for Single Ladies (A MUST READ)

A loyal reader forwarded this interesting piece to me Enjoy:

1. Guys love to marry an Independent and Matured lady... So instead of sitting there and waiting to be bluffed by a guy, focus on getting a career that would take you out of the house wife category...

2. Never let the sweet talks of MOST guys deceive you, sometimes all they just want is to have easy access between your legs and run off thereafter.

3. Remove the mentality from your mind that guys will keep springing up to approach you. The older you get by the day, the less toasters you will have.

In Nigeria...a governor will tar one small road and spend more money in publicizing it. One Governor listed among his achievements in a state that he paid salaries regularly. He was applauded.
Another said that he brought Mr Biggs to his state. He got a chieftaincy title. We are in trouble, indeed!

Only old men go to Church: Last Sunday, I incurred the wrath of my driver when I told him to take me to a church so that I can worship the King of Kings. He protested that he would not come and I thought he was joking.

He did not come. “It is only old men who are about to die who go to church. They are tired of the world and want God to forgive them and welcome them into His kingdom. Many people in South Africa don’t go to church.

fresh: Sister karo - Kayswitch ft Dbanj

Kay switch has finally dropped the video of his hit single,Sister Karo. This is his second video ever since he signed to his brother's label, D'banj records.

We pray NBC does not ban this video, Watch it to see what i mean.

''we are going to eat Nigeria like fufu'' - Emmanuel Eboue

Nigeria was indeed lucky in their match against Ethiopia yesterday according to Cote d'Ivoire footballer,Emmanuel eboue.

The player took to twitter to congratulate nigeria but he also sent a message to the super eagles, telling them to get ready to 'eaten like fufu' as the two countries are scheduled to face off in the quarter final stage at the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations - on Sunday 3rd of February.

let's hope our super eagles make him swallow his words...in short choke on them!

Wizkid dines with top american models,Natalie Nunn and Bria myles

Wizkid don blow no be small! the pop prince posted a picture of himself and top american models and video vixens, Natalie Nunn and Bria Myles sharing a dinner table.

For those who don't know, Natalie Nunn was the lady Olu maintain kissed in his Nawti music video and Bria is a respected video vixen known for her curves.

He posted the pic with the caption ''dinner with my girls @realmissnatalienunn @realbriamyles''.

Naija music artistes are doing this country proud, you can't mention music in this world now without recognizing Nigeria....they deserve an applause *applauds*

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

My Father is an Armed Robber ––Girl Takes Police to Dad's Hideout

A17-year-old girl identified simply as Simi has exposed the hiding place of her robber-father to operatives of the Special Anti Robbery Squad, Lagos State Police Command.

Her father, known as Ife, according to what Olufamous.com gathered, was the leader of a 10-man robbery gang that killed four policemen in Ajah during a robbery operation two weeks ago and also responsible for several other high-profile robbery cases in Lagos.

After messing up on the streets of Lagos with his addiction problem, the Rain Maker, Majeck Fashek seems to have gotten himself a fix. He's back on his feet again. However, he has something to say about Nigerian leading musicians - D'banj, Tuface and Wizkid.

Check out what he said about these three below:

"I like Wizkid and 2face, they play good music‘I don’t like that other boy called D’banj, those ones that went to join Illuminati. How can you go and sell your soul to the devil because you want to be famous. I don’t even like his music anyway."

Monday, January 28, 2013

How To Tell When A Woman Has Just Had Séx

Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you’ve gotten laid? Because having a vaginal orgasm does more than just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation. In a European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy,which women had an orgasm just by watching them walk.
But that’s not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had sèx. Here are a few others:
The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us getting the flushed in the cheeks look after sèx— more blood flow
— but what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact? It happens. Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.

Riliwanu Balogan was found hanged at Glen Parva Young Offender’s Institute in Leicester in 2011, a day after his 21st birthday.

The inquest heard he had told staff he had nothing to live for. The hearing coincided with the release of a report which said the centre had improved but there were still problems.

The jury inquest, which finished Thursday, January 24, 2013, heard Mr Balogan moved to the UK when he was seven-years-old and spent much of his childhood in institutions. He was transferred to Glen Parva, which holds men aged 18 to 21, in April 2011 to await deportation.

The morning he was found hanged on 8 May 2011 he was assessed by staff after cutting himself.

Paul Mayfield, a senior prison officer, said at the hearing: "He told me he had nothing to live for. He said ‘I’ll be deported back to Nigeria. I’ve got no-one back there. I’ll be living in the slums."

The General Overseer of Lagos-based Revival Assembly, Apostle Anselm Madubuko, in this tell-it-all chat with the Punch, shares his escape with women, drugs and agents of the dark word.

He also speaks about his late wife like never before. Excerpts:

Were there inklings while growing up that pointed to the fact that you will end up a pastor?
Yes, I remember my mother once told me that she had three children before me and all of them died. While pregnant with me, she unconsciously made a vow to God to return me to Him if I didn’t die. I was named

One is even holding a gun...lol. Jeez!!!

North Korean parents 'eating their own children' after being driven mad by hunger

A starving man in North Korea has been executed after murdering his two children for food, reports from inside the secretive state claim.

A 'hidden famine' in the farming provinces of North and South Hwanghae is believed to have killed up to 10,000 people and there are fears that incidents of cannibalism have risen.

The grim story is just one to emerge as residents battle starvation after a drought hit farms and shortages were compounded by party officials confiscating food. Undercover reporters from Asia Press told the Sunday Times that one man dug up his grandchild's corpse and ate it. Another, boiled his own child for food.

Rick Ross crashed his Rolls Royce into a building in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. early Monday while trying to escape gunfire from another vehicle, TMZ reports.

Police told TMZ that Ross was on his way home from celebrating his birthday at a Miami club when a vehicle pulled up next to his and a gunman opened fire, getting off “dozens of shots” before fleeing the scene. No one was shot, but several buildings were hit by bullets, according to the report.

Ross’s girlfriend, Shateria L. Moragne-el, was a passenger in his Rolls at the time of the crash, which happened around 5 a.m. Neither one was injured.

El rufai assaulted on twitter for retweeting joke about jesus christ

Mallam El- rufai is under serious attack from twitter fans and followers after he retweeted an expensive joke about Jesus Christ.

The former FCT minister in his attempt to defend former Education minister, Mrs Oby Ezekwesili and deride the Goodluck Jonathan's administration made reference to Jesus Christ having sex with Mary Magdalene.

Former presidential candidate and renowned public commentator, Prof. Pat Utomi, has condemned the attack on General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adeboye, by Kayode Ogundamisi, a loyalist of former Head of State, General Muhamadu Buhari.

Ogundamisi had accused Adeboye of having a “warped” mind for condemning homosexuality as capable of ending humanity.

Adeboye, speaking on homosexuality, had warned that it is unbiblical and capable of ending the human race, as heterosexual sex is vital to the survival of the species.

In an Exclusive interview with the Punch,Olusola Oladimeji who was the driver of the sienna van that plunged into the lagos lagoon some days ago, gives us a chilling account of how it all happened.

The father of three said contrary to reports by traffic and emergency officials, he was not on high speed when the incident occurred. Oladimeji, who is a minister of the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Church, said he was on his way home from work.

He said, “I work on the island and I left home for a meeting in the early hours of Saturday. After the monthly environmental sanitation, I started driving back home.“I was driving at the speed of 60km/hr and was on the fast lane because the road was free. At Ebute Meta bypass, I saw two vehicles that had been involved in an accident but I kept on driving. Suddenly, everything went blank, I couldn’t see anything again, and I just found myself in the water.”

Spanish govt ‘stole’ my son

Kelly with a photograph of his son and himself
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BOSEDE OLUSOLA-OBASA writes on the agony of a Nigerian seeking custody of his son seized by the Spanish government 11 years ago

Two lovers, Edo State-born Kelly Agbons and Omosefe Ijesurobo, had their love child, Osagie, in 2000 and thereafter, left Nigeria to seek greener pastures in Spain.

As at the time of their departure, their love adventure had not been consummated in a holy wedlock. However, they lived together and had a common dream.

Typical of emigrants, the journey of Kelly, Omosefe and Osagie to Spain was not all rosy, neither was their initial effort to settle down there.

They actually arrived at their destination in two boats – father first, then mother and baby. They also had difficulty finding a job, and to worsen their case, they had no legal residency papers.

So, the young family settled in Murcia with a relative of Omosefe.

To seek better job in order to fend for Osagie and mum, Kelly moved from Murcia in 2001 to Barcelona. He visited his family bi-weekly to see how they were faring. But on one of his visits in October 2001, he discovered that Omosefe had been deported and Osagie deposited in a children’s home.

Now aged 36, Kelly is battling the Spanish authorities for the custody of their son. Kelly was 25 when he last saw Osagie.

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Adenrele Edun, the weird on-air personality, works with the South Africa-based Channel O. The weirdo simply called Denrele who will be 30 years old on June 13, tells Saturday Beat what makes him tick.

I, Denrele

“I’m an angel, I’m a devil. I’m sometimes in-between. Sometimes I’m a million colour and sometimes I’m black and white. I’m as bad as it can get and good as it can be. I’m just all-extreme. You try to figure me out, you never can. But I’m nice to a fault. I can go out of my way to please people. My mother calls me, ‘Abnormally Abnormal’ and my father calls me ‘One of life’s unexplainable mysteries’.

My ideal woman

“My ideal woman must be able to dance on extreme high heels. That, to me, is one of the sexiest attributes a lady can have. To say she must love kids and be God-fearing is to say the obvious. Don’t quote me on that. My ideal woman is a lady who is not afraid or ashamed to flaunt her sexuality. And if we are in public and a man does not look at my lady, it mean there is something wrong somewhere. So the ideal woman that I strongly crave must be a head turner!

Tunde Ednut
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The former UK-based Nigerian stand-up comedian-turned pop singer, Tunde Ednut, was a year older last Sunday. He toldSaturday Beats, “Bachelorhood and skirt chasing has become a bore to me. I want to settle down with a God-fearing, responsible, caring, loving, respectful, hardworking woman who in all ways will be totally devoted to me first and foremost, then, our children. And one of the greatest qualities she must possess before I commit my heart in her hands is, she must be very creative in bed.”

He added, “I know who I am, I fear God so much. The Holy book says having sex when you are not married to your partner is a sin. Married, yet doing it with an outsider is adultery. So for me, I don’t want to look for fun beyond the woman I want to spend my married life with; that is why she must be creative in bed. Once I say, ‘Yes, I do,’ it means no more humping around.”

So help him God!

Tweets of the day: Between D'banj and a fan...:-)

D'banj tweeted that this week will be great as he had surprises in store for his fans. He then tweeted the photo above that says DKM - D Kings Men. A fan apparently had other ideas about what DKM stands for. He tweeted - DKM? D'banj Killed Mohits?. D'banj didn't find the tweet funny and replied the guy, calling him a fool...lol

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Folorunsho Alakija Displaced As Richest Black Woman By Isabel Santos

Earlier this morning, Forbes gathered a recent report on a woman (Isabel dos Santos) who is now believed to be the richest black woman in the world, displacing the Nigerian business mogul, Folorunsho Alakija that got the position few months ago from Oprah Winfrey.

Over the past few years Isabel dos Santos, the oldest daughter of Angolan President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos, has been buying more shares of publicly traded companies in Portugal, including shares in a bank and a cable TV company. Those stakes, combined with assets Isabel dos Santos owns in at least one bank in Angola, have pushed her net worth over the $1 billion mark, according to research by FORBES, making the 40-year-old Africa’s first woman billionaire.

What a dramatic displacement, watchout for stiff competition amongst the rich female folks this year.

Man stabs ex-girl friend to death for dumping him

Culled from Vanguard

The Aleato family has been thrown into sorrow following the murder of their 26-year-old daughter, Onyinyechukwu, last Saturday by her ex-boyfriend in Lagos.

The deceased, a sales girl at Alaba International market, Ojo, was reportedly trailed by her ex-boyfriend, Osita Amanunwa from her Iba new site abode, to Ajangbadi area of Lagos, where she had gone to visit a friend.

Crime Alert gathered that the late Onyin, as she was fondly called, sat outside her host’s compound, exchanging banters, without the slightest inkling that death lurked at the corner.

You already know that juice has a ton of health benefits—it can help you detox, strengthen your immune system, treat stomach issues, and strengthen your bones. But did you know it can also enhance your séx life in a major way?

Nutrition specialist Drew Canole is all about juicing for its between-the-sheets benefits. So much so that he’s created two recipes—one for women and one for men—made up of a unique blend of vitamins and hormones that’ll keep things steamy from start to finish. Go get the following veggies first:

Carrots: Carrots are high in vitamin A, which stimulates the epithelial tissue throughout the entire body—and yeah, we mean everywhere. Of course you understand, don’t you?

Celery Stalks: They contain androsterone, a hormone that stimulates the séx drive.

Cucumber: Extra hydration gives a boost in stamina and endurance—and no one’s ever complained about having too much stamina and endurance.

Kale Leaves: Tasty and high in zinc, often called “the ultimate séx mineral” for its libido-boosting superpowers.

Knuckle of Ginger:You know what they say…a knuckle of ginger a day reduces free radicals in your blood, improving blood flow to all your happy places. Oh, is that not how the saying goes?

Garlic Clove: It may not do much for your breath, but garlic increases nitric oxide production, which is primarily responsible for health erections. So, extra garlic for dinner it is! What do you think?

Lemon: Too much acidity in the body can lead to health issues, but lemon balances that out, alkalizing the body for higher performance.

Knuckle of Turmeric: This superfood contains compounds that decrease inflammation and maximize blood flow, increasing séxual desire and performance.

Got it? Get blending. You can drink these mixes straight, or stir them up with protein powder and ice for a filling breakfast. Just try not to be late for work because you’re too busy getting busy thanks to these recipes:

For Her:
4 Carrots
2 Celery Stalks
½ Cucumber
3 Kale Leaves
1 Knuckle of Ginger

For Him:
1 Cucumber
3 Stalks of Celery
1 Garlic Clove
1 Lemon
1 Knuckle of Turmeric

Happy juicing!

Thursday, January 31, 2013

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