Tunde Ogunbitan's blog: November 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012

When butt enhancement goes horribly wrong: Woman left with hideous bulge after implant 'flips inside out'

A shocking video emerged today showing a grotesque bulge in a woman's buttock apparently caused when her botched silicone implant 'flipped inside out'.
Instead giving her a smooth, plump appearance, the implant has popped out and is left protruding in an ugly disc shape at the back of her cheek.

In the 20-second clip, the unidentified woman slowly manipulates it back into place while explaining: 'This is my implant flipping backwards'.
She adds: 'I don't think an implant's supposed to do that. It shouldn't be able to flip.'
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Bad ass-et: A woman shows her bulging buttock caused when her implant popped out of place

First U.S. face transplant patient to wed fellow burn victim he met at hospital... At the church where horrific accident took place

The north Texas man, who was first person in the U.S. to receive a full-face transplant, is set to marry another burn patient he met at a hospital support group.

Dallas Wiens, 27, recently popped the question to Jamie Nash, who was severely burned in a near-fatal car accident in 2010.
And in a bid to show that they have put the past behind them, the couple are planning to tie the knot at the Ridglea Baptist Church in Fort Worth, where Mr Wiens' horrific electrical accident took place four years ago.

Set to wed: Dallas Wiens, who was first person in the U.S. to receive a full-face transplant, recently popped the question to fellow burn patient Jamie Nash

The will of the late Ikemba Nnewi, Chief Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, was on Friday presented to the family with his widow, Bianca, getting the lion’s share.

The presentation by the Chief Registrar of the Enugu High Court, Mr Dennis Ekoh, was witnessed by Bianca, Mr Val Nwosu, Ojukwu’s first cousin, and Mr Mike Ejemba.

In the will, the late Ojukwu identified one Tenny Haman as one of his children

Well it seems its baby season!
Just yesterday, we learnt that Actress Mosun Filani delivered a baby girl. Word out is that controversial Nollywood actress, Bisi Ibidapo has also followed suit and welcomed a baby girl.
Sources reveal that the birth happened this morning at Reddington Hospital, Ikeja, Lagos around 9am.
It will be recalled that few weeks ago, Bisi was in the news over the paternity of her pregnancy, which she reportedly said was fathered controversial lawmaker, Dino Melaye, a former federal lawmaker from Kogi State. She later reportedly challenged Dino for a DNA to ascertain the child's real father, Dino on the other hand has continued to deny Bisi's allegations.

South African president spends $28 million on his palace while receiving $30 million in aid from the UK

South African president Jacob Zuma

South African president Jacob Zuma has sparked outrage spending £17.5 million to upgrade his rural family home while about 13 million people survive on less than £1 a day, and two million have no access to a toilet.

According to reports excessive works to Zuma home in the village of Nkandla – which include the construction of 31 new houses, an underground bunker accessed by lifts and a helipad – will cost almost as much as the £19 million Britain send to South Africa in annual aid.

You are what you eat! Learn how to increase sperm count with food – because eating the right foods can help sperm production and motility.

To improve your sperm count and health, you need to eat the right foods — which is what these fertility tips are all about.

Before the tips, a quip:

Any young person with any semblance of wealth/income was targeted by these guys. They had almost caught up with Honda Accord car when Mr. Detective realized there was little room in our vehicle. ‘You no go settle us make we go catch another person?’.

Saturday mornings are quite a breeze. I usually wake up, have some quiet time, check up on social media and wait for the football games, if any, to get underway. Last week Saturday was different. It changed after I logged in on Twitter. A certain Kunle Bello had gone missing- taken by officers of the Nigerian Police. Being a former member of the famous Trybesmen, Kunle’s story was always going to hit the headlines. Even though Kunle was confirmed to be relatively safe, his experience opened Pandora’s box as everyone with a police horror tale showed up. Some were comical, some were scary, others were just plain horrific… and then I remembered mine.

A 24 year old Nigerian boy, Mubarak Muhammed Abdullahi, is reported to have built a working helicopter from scrap.
The undergraduate of physics built the yellow model helicopter seen above from old car and bike parts, using the money he makes from repairing cellphones and computers. Some of the parts were also sourced from a crashed 747.
The helicopter was built in 8 months.

This photo taken on Nov. 24 shows the unfinished boat built by Lu Zhenhai

In preparation for the foretold Mayan apocalypse slated to strike on Dec. 21, a man in China Lu Zhenghai has reportedly spent his life savings on the construction of his very own “Noah’s Ark.”
Worried about the impending 2012 “Mayan apocalypse, Lu began building his so-called ark in 2010 out of fear that an impending “doomsday” flood would threaten his and his family’s survival.

When you are in a foreign land, respect their idiosyncrasies and of course their law. How many Nigerians for instance know that you can go to jail for one month if you pucker up to your wife in a restaurant in Dubai? Yeah, that’s right.

So, imagine what will happen if you are caught pants down with a member of the opposite sex in a public place. You are asking for it.

Click to see more photos.

A former Nigerian national basketball player was shot dead in a botched burglary in Texas before Thanksgiving.Chinedu Onyeuku, 29, and another person allegedly tried to break into a residence on Rio Grande Street in Plano on November 21 and was shot and killed by the homeowner. His accomplice ran away without injury. Police are still trying to track the second burglar.

If You Are in UK With Expired Visa, Watch Your Back: UKBA staff failed to check tip-offs

UK Border Agency staff failed to check thousands of tip-offs about overseas students including whether they had actually enrolled on courses, a report has revealed.

Chief Inspector of Borders and Immigration John Vine found that the UKBA had allowed a backlog of 153,000 notifications from sponsors of non-EU students to build up, including whether students had enrolled on courses or were turning up for classes.

This could potentially have meant that thousands were wrongly allowed to remain in the country, he said.

CR-OUCH! ... groggy beanpole Stoke striker is helped off

PETER CROUCH was left in a bloody mess after having three teeth smashed out in a sickening clash.
The beanpole striker was accidentally caught by Toon defender Fabricio Coloccini’s arm during Stoke’s 2-1 triumph.
Stoke boss Tony Pulis revealed: “Crouchy wanted to carry on until he saw two of his teeth in club doctor Andrew Dent’s hands.
“Then he nearly fainted! We think there is another tooth lodged in his jaw.”
Pulis refused to point the finger at Coloccini, adding: “I don’t think there was any malice in it.”
Crouch is now a doubt for Saturday’s trip to West Brom

The double life of 007: He's the highest paid Bond ever - but dresses like a scruff and lives next door to a tattoo parlour...

Standing in the tiny foyer of a Manhattan apartment block, the bored-looking concierge raises an eyebrow and utters the words: 'Daniel Craig? What — the English actor guy? Nah, I’ve never seen him.'
Then, with an expansive shrug, a maintenance man loitering nearby joins in: 'Heck, I sure wish he did live here because I’m a massive James Bond fan. But he don’t.'
It is an impressive act, and one can only hope the man in question tips them handsomely for their discretion.

Low key: Bond actor Daniel Craig and his actress wife Rachel Weisz prefer to keep a low profile
Because Daniel Craig very much does live in this low-key building in New York’s East Village — not that anyone would ever pick him out as a Hollywood star.

Living the high life: Jenny on the rack at A-Grow-Bics
Believe it or not, there are some advantages to being short. At just over 5ft 2in, my feet never get cold sticking out of the bottom of the bed; I get to do a lot of shopping for high heels; I’ve never had a blind date who was shorter than me; and if I ever go on a canal holiday I won’t have to worry about hitting my head on those low doorways.

Regrets: Nicola Alexander wishes she hadn't fallen for a married man

Sitting down to a roast dinner with my partner, our two children and his first family, I caught the glint of a ring from the corner of my eye and felt a familiar stab of guilt.

The wedding band that had reflected in the light sits on the left hand of my partner’s ex, Jill — still technically his wife 20 years after he left her to set up home with me.

Jill is the perfect matriarch and hostess, fussing around ensuring we all have plenty to eat and drink, but the circumstances could not be more awkward for me, the cuckoo in the nest. I do not deserve to be made so welcome in this kind, unquestioning woman’s home.

Later, as we left, Jill stood alone on her doorstep and cheerily waved us off. I had to turn my head away. It was just too painful to look. I willingly endured this family occasion last Christmas, as I have so many others, because of the crippling guilt I feel at stealing the only man Jill ever loved.

I also robbed their children, who were already grown up, and their grandchildren of the solid, stable family life I believe everyone deserves. If I hadn’t started an affair with John, who was then my boss, when I was 22 and he was 46, they would still be a family unit today.

So my advice to anyone contemplating stealing another woman’s husband is this: prepare for a lifetime of guilt.

Now aged 42, I am an author as well as co-owning a marketing services company with John, 66, which we run from our home in Nottinghamshire. We have two beautiful children, Sam, 11, and Ruth, seven, and all we could want materially, including the luxury of a couple of foreign holidays a year.

His 'n' hers? Rihanna rolls up and splashes out on new Rolex watch to celebrate topping US chart...as Chris Brown buys the male version

They've done nothing to quash rumours that they're back together.

And now Rihanna and Chris Brown have sparked more speculation after splashing out on matching Rolex watches, on the same day.
The musicians, who have admitted to putting the past behind them and becoming friends again, both posted pictures of themselves wearing brand new Rolex's on Wednesday.

New toy: Rihanna shows off her new Rolex, on the same day that Chris Brown posts a picture of his

Edward Goble, 28, in the CCTV pic that trapped him.

Evidence ... thief Edward Goble in the CCTV pic that trapped him

A THIEF was nicked within hours — after a CCTV picture of him was posted on FACEBOOK.
Edward Goble, 28, broke into a garage and stole a £400 scooter and a box of records.
But he hadn’t reckoned on his victim snapping him in the act, and uploading his picture on an Essex neighbourhood Facebook page.

Mario Balotelli gets Genghis Khan quote tattooed on his chest to celebrate his first goal of the season

He's not exactly known for his understated look.

So it's no surprise that the 22-year-old footballer's latest ostentatious show of arrogance came in the form of his new tattoo, on his chest.

The Manchester City striker and self-confessed lothario Mario Balotelli went all out with his latest inking, perhaps to mark his first Barclays Premier League goal of the season on Wednesday.

Tat's amazing: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli gets his Genghis Khan-inspired tattoo on Thursday
Instead of celebrating with a night out, the sportsman decided that the best way to show how proud of himself he was, was to ink a Genghis Khan quote on his torso.

PHOTOS: Bobbi Kristina Brown Crashes Car Just Days After Ending Engagement With 'Adopted Brother-Lover' Nick Gordon

Bobbi Kristina Brown's ex-boyfriend and 'adopted' brother Nick Gordon has been arrested, according to reports.
The reality television star, who was informally adopted by Bobbi Kristina's mother Whitney Houston, was reportedly taken into custody for reckless driving in Alpharetta, Georgia on Wednesday night.
The arrest comes hours after Bobbi Kristina totalled her Chevrolet Camaro near their Georgia home.

On and off: Nick and Bobbi Kristina, pictured in New York City on October 22, fuelled speculation they were a couple in March after he tweeted about the pair getting close
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Nick was clocked driving 82mph in a 35mph zone.

Ali Aminu

The Seme Border Command of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, has arrested a 28-year old Ghanaian auto dealer for allegedly concealing wraps of powdery substances that tested positive for cocaine in his inner wear, the agency said on Thursday.

The suspect, Ali Aminu, was arrested with a Ghanaian international passport number H2252580, said Mitchell Ofoyeju, NDLEA Head of Public Affairs.

Bond ... Abdullah hugs ‘pet’ Mulan

FEARLESS Abdullah Sholeh poses with his best friend — a 27-stone Bengal tiger called Mulan.

The big cat has been raised by Abdullah, 31, since she was a three-month-old cub.

Now besotted Abdullah cuddles, plays and even has mock fights with the four-year-old tiger, who he looks after full-time for owner Noer Mohammaed Sholeh.

Affectionately known as the “tiger nanny”, Abdullah often shuns his own bed to sleep alongside Mulan in a rickety outhouse in Malang, Indonesia.

According to a programme on Silverbird’s Rythm 94.7FM Abuja, ritualists took advantage of the just concluded Cultural/Tourism Fiesta in Abuja Tagged, ‘Abuja Carnival 2012 – Carnival of Peace and Harmony’, to perpetrate their evil plans.
These ungodly people disguised as beggars seeking alms from unsuspecting carnival attendees, to explainable steal their sight and vital body organs

I do not, and can never understand what goes through the mind of people who think of bathing anyone with acid for any reason and go ahead to implement the evil plan knowing fully well that the victim will ultimately become a shadow of their old self, if not cross to the great beyond in the process.
I am still quite gobsmacked about this story you're about to read narrated by father, of how his 22 year old daughter was bathed with acid by her estranged lover whose motive till now is still yet unknown.
Read all about it when you continue.

Battered wife called police SEVEN times in SIX weeks before being shot by estranged husband - THEN her son was found hanged while she was recovering in hospital

Rachel was living in fear of her estranged husband, who was twice her size, at her home in Newport

A beaten wife whose son was found dead after she had been shot by her estranged husband today spoke of her anger at how the teenager was let down by social services.

Domestic abuse victim Rachel Williams, who called police seven times in six weeks and visited her local station twice before being attacked by her husband Darren, says that her son Jack was not given enough support in the aftermath of the attack in Newport, south Wales.

Issac (left) and Dakotah were reunited after being apart for over ten years when they met at swimming pool in Washington, Missouri

Two young boys who were playing at a pool last summer discovered they looked incredibly similar – they even had the same walk.

But Isaac Noltin, 12, and Dakotah Zimmer, 13, were in for the shock of their lives to discover there was more than met the eye with their similar appearances: they were brothers.

A shopper loads bags into a car in the parking lot of the Walmart Monday, Nov. 26, 2012, in Lithonia, Ga., where the day before a shoplifting suspect died after a confrontation with store employees. DeKalb County police spokeswoman Mekka Parish said Monday the man had not been identified and police hadn't decided whether to file any charges in the Sunday incident

ATLANTA (AP) — The wife of a shoplifting suspect who died after he was wrestled to the ground outside a suburban Atlanta Walmart said Tuesday that store employees used too much force to subdue him.

UK based Zimbabwean model and student Kessel Kausiyo claims married Manchester City defender Kolo Toure tricked her into a lengthy affair after claiming to be a car salesman called Francois.

According to the UK Sunday Mirror newspaper the £90,000-a-week defender sneaked into the unsuspecting lover’s council flat wearing sunglasses with a baseball cap pulled over his face in a desperate bid to conceal his identity.

The Lagos State Police Command has apprehended Ibrahim Balogun, a 25-year-old man accused of perpetrating a series of murders in Somolu, Bariga and Fadeyi in the state.

PUNCH Metro had reported on June 25, 2012, that Balogun also known as Small Jpron, was declared wanted following a gang-related violence between Shaggy Boys and Downtown Boys which left at least five people dead in Ilaje, Bariga.

If the Discovery Channel commercial and Matt dancing joyfully around the planet weren't enough to spur your wanderlust, Graham Hughes' story might be the definitive lace-up in your travel boots.

The 33-year-old Liverpool, U.K. man managed to travel himself to a new world record, hitting all 201 countries in four years on a shoestring budget of $100 per week.

Hughes started his journey in Uruguay and ended in Juba, South Sudan, a country that didn't even exist as an independent state before he took his first steps along the southern hemisphere in early 2009.

Men also consistently and mistakenly assumed that their women friends were harboring a secret sexual crush of their own.

A new study suggests that—no matter how platonic you imagine a relationship may be—every man you know but aren’t related to is trying to sleep with you. And what’s worse, they think you’re trying to sleep with them right back.

Yes, really.

Photo from the upcoming movie

Community of River State is a welcome development, but there is widespread skepticism over a movie, tentatively named, Aluu4, said to be in the works about circumstances surrounding the mob action.

The movie is said to be produced by Simony Productions, the marketers who also brought the movie, ‘Blackberry Babes’, to Nollywood enthusiasts.

What is the motive behind the venture? Is it coming at the right time? What effect will such a movie have on the family of the murdered students, Chiadika, Lloyd, Tekena, and Ugonna?

Let’s have your say.

Terry G Is Allegedly WANTED By The Police

This morning I woke up to news that singer Terry G is allegedly wanted by the Nigerian Police.
According to reliable sources in the know, he is said to be wanted in connection with a hit and run incident that occurred two Fridays ago.
Terry G is alleged to have hit the victim, identified as Moshood Azeez with his car while leaving Club Royale located on Oba Akran Road, Ikeja.

What would you call this? Love for their pet or stupidity?

A California couple and their 16-year-old son were swept out to sea over the weekend after a deadly chain of events set off when the teenager jumped into frigid waters to save the family dog from turbulent Pacific Ocean waves.

Although the dog escaped on its own from the water off the Northern California coast, Howard Kuljian, 50,

GLORIA AND LEO THELMA

Unedited FACEBOOK chat(except for phone numbers)between Nollywood make up artiste Thelma Ozy Smith and Leo Kanu,husband of Nollywood Actress Gloria Mba.

The contents of this chat amongst others allegedly led to the crash of the less than two years old marriage. It is such a long episode. Click to read.

The private dinner party held last night at Zen Restaurant, GRA, Ikeja. See more photos after the cut...

WATCH:Is this a prank too far? Ghostly girl terrifies public in shocking lift spoof

Blub in an elevator ... a woman screams with terror when confronted by the ghost girl

A GHOSTLY girl appears out of nowhere in a moving lift, reducing members of the public to quivering wrecks - in one of the most shocking prank videos ever made.

A succession of people are shown arriving at an office building where a secretary leads them into an elevator.

Kris Jenner thinks a fresh set of breast implants every 20 years is something that every woman needs. The 57-year-old reality TV matriarch has been candid about her use of plastic surgery over the years. She made this known on a tv live show over the weekend. Do you agree with this?

Shocked parents learn about daughter’s death on Facebook

Jasmine Benjamin, 17, a nursing student at Valdosta State University, was found dead in her dorm's common study room area last week. (Photo: Facebook/CBS Atlanta)

A Valdosta State University freshman’s parents are distraught after finding out about her death on Facebook.

According to CBS Atlanta, Jasmine Benjamin, 17, was found dead last Sunday, November 18 in her dorm’s common study room area. Valdosta Police did not suspect foul play at first, but the case has since turned into a homicide investigation because of suspicions that her body was moved.

Celebrities like ‘Scrubs’ star Zach Braff and comedian Roseanne Barr have taken to Twitter to discuss the Chris Brown scandal where he got into a verbal altercation with Jenny Johnson on Nov. 25. See what celebs are saying below.

The View co-host Whoopi Goldberg, model Chrissy Teigen, actor Zach Braff and Roseanne are just some of the celebs Tweeting about Chris Brown‘s recent behavior. They join the list of fans tweeting strong feelings against Jenny Johnson, who engaged in a twitter war with Chris.

Thai Prisoners Get a Touch of 'Gangnam Style'

Inmates dance in prison competition to rapper PSY's popular song.

Lesbian brutally beaten by gf's brother 'cos he didn't approve of their relationship

Malory Owens, pictured left, was attending a Thanksgiving dinner in Mobile, Alabama, with girlfriend Ally Hawkins, center, when the family affair turned violent. The 23-year-old suffered numerous facial lacerations and a broken nose in the attack, at the hands of Travis Hawkins Jr, Ally's Hawkin's brother who didn't approve of their lesbian relationship. Travis took Malory aside after dinner and attacked her. He knocked her down and pummeled her with his fist. He has been charged with second-degree assault and was later released on bond. See what he did to Malory after the cut...

atiku and obasanjo

The crowd at the venue of the 2012 Comptroller-General of Customs’ conference in Katsina, burst into cheers and applause when former Vice President Atiku Abubakar knelt down to greet his former boss, President Olusegun Obasanjo.

Atiku and Obasanjo, who served as vice president and president of Nigeria respectively, between 1999-2007, had an estranged relationship during the last lap of their second term in office.

South Africa’s second-biggest financial company, FirstRand, has obtained a license to run a merchant bank in Nigeria, sub-Saharan Africa’s second-biggest economy.
According to Ugochukwu Okoroafor, a spokesman for the Central Bank of Nigeria “The bank was granted a license after it met the 15 billion naira ($95.2 million) minimum capital requirement and other conditions.” FirstRand is expected to commence business early next year, he said.

Blood red water has stained several Australian beaches, making the popular surf spots resemble something out of a horror movie.

Sydney’s iconic Bondi Beach and nearby Clovelly Beach have been closed so authorities can test the water.

While red algae isn’t toxic, people are advised to avoid swimming in the algae-stained water because its high ammonia levels can cause skin irritation.

Ahead of the formal arraignment of the suspects in the murder of Cynthia Osokogu Udoka before the state High Court, two pharmacists, Orji Osita and Maduakor Chukwunonso charged alongside the accused have been set free by the court.

Justice Adeniyi Onigbanjo ordered their release from detention while giving his ruling in a motion filed by the two accused persons.

The Director of Public Prosecution, had in his advice dated Nov 1, 2012 declared that the two pharmacists were not culpable of the charge of murder and other charges.

Mrs Folorunsho Alakija used to be a designer back in the day, Anyway, she went into the oil business many years back; she has an oil bloc that pulls in N157 million a day. Yes, you read right! She is the Vice Chairman of Famfa Oil and Gas limited and has emerged the richest woman in Africa according to Forbes November 2012 edition, with a net worth of $600million, which is about N94 billion.

The 61 year old former FADAN president is married and has four boys.

New Video;Ruggedman - Push Ft. Terry G [Official Video]

Medical Marijuana for 7-Year-Old Sparks Controversy

When 7-year-old Mykayla Comstock was diagnosed with leukemia in July, it was less than three days before her mother filed Oregon medical marijuana paperwork so the child could take lime-flavored capsules filled with cannabis oil.

The decision to give Mykayla the capsules came naturally to Erin Purchase, MyKayla's mother, who believes marijuana has healing power, but doctors aren't so sure it's a good idea.

"The first doctor was not for it at all," Purchase told ABCNews.com. "She was rude and she told us it was inappropriate. "Basically she blew up at us and told us to transfer to another facility."

Mr Jim Osayande Obazee

The Financial Reporting Council (FRC) at the weekend said it had designed an accounting system for , mosque and others not-for-profit organisations, adding that they must report their financial transactions in proper format from January 2013.
Speaking at the 2012 annual conference of the Finance Correspondents Association of Nigeria (FICAN) in Ijebu-Ode, Executive Secretary/Chief Executive Officer, FRC, Mr. Jim Osayande Obazee, said the move was to ensure that more Nigerians are dragged into the corporate tax net.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Thursday, November 29, 2012

CR-OUCH! ... groggy beanpole Stoke striker is helped off

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Tuesday, November 27, 2012